@bobottazzi: "You may not like your legs, but you're killing it in those shorts." Also she just saved me from a spider. My best friend is the best friend.
Shout out to Mike Bibby for becoming a goal and motivating me to get my ass back in the gym.
Yes I saved that pic in my phone for motivation. Here I come. Ball in hand and shorts and everything. I’m going to have a beard tho
So Tuesday I came to gym and when here realized I forgot my shorts. A cleaner noticed and borrowed me his.
When returning them today, I gave him some so he can have a nice weekend.
Nigga thanked me so much, says he ain’t eat all day and I saved his day pic.twitter.com/Y1p1MyP9kM
So I saved my size 12 shorts for when they fit me again. And when I finally wear them now that I’ve lost weight and it’s hot enough? They’re too big.
Guys I’ll be able to fit in a size 10 again.
I haven’t done that since freshman year of HS., over a decade ago!
I work with enough kids to know to ALWAYS wear shorts under my dress no matter how long it is & it really saved me last night
I think my dogs saved me last night.
Had a bath then sat in lounge to cool down
Window open, only in pyjama shorts and listening to an audiobook
Then it was this morning and my dogs surrounded me, all cuddled up keeping me warm
Treats for them today
that deodorant between the thighs thing has saved me..my thighs are no longer trying to start a fire every time i wear shorts
Jus realized the overwhelming instinct to protect myself from projectiles that made me awful at gym class ultimately saved me from major injury later
Checkmate rude ass PE teachers eat my shorts!!!
Myself no,but my girlfirend?Can she’s a saint and saved me from tossing many a pair of perfectly good shorts.
Bike shorts under my clubbing outfits saved me from many a chaffing incident in my teens and 20s.. #hoodiestohighheels #mermaidthighs
Took me 20 yrs to know they got cream for this at target $6 lol put it on before you put on your dress/shorts an no rub whatsoever, saved my life. lmao thick gal probs
Gonna take an hour to nap. 24 hours straight of trading Forex. Props to @business @DavidInglesTV @carolmassar for keeping me company. The Trump letter saved my $USDJPY shorts!
mmmmm... am drunk.. was just in Tesco amd@my@ @MousCase saved me another ££600, dropped it out of these SILLT DLOPPY SHORTS POCKETS, twice, Running total is 1200... FUCKING zzzquid
i love my#Limitless2 @MousCase
But I got saved by a superman in board shorts lmao because my man packed my bag for me while I was in bed watching This Is Us
Currently can’t wear shorts to work because people stare at me with a concerned look like I had gotten beat when in reality if they asked me what happened I’d tell them the truth, and say “I saved my friends life while yakin” oh how much I miss wearing shorts pic.twitter.com/bnDkPnovad
In the final analysis, Ginni should have saved her money and instead, taken me to Bora Bora to show off my new high cut Vineyard board shorts. Probably would have brought Plecnik for “earpiece security” and on the beach. #Hindsight
I mean. Ugh. This really makes me wish I would have saved all my fantastic 1990’s fashion cuz it’s all returning, but NOT with 90’s prices... or me in my 90’s body, or 90’s weight, or my 90’s energy! Nope, not making a return in pleated shorts. pic.twitter.com/SY6iHOGWoI
However, she didn’t take the transport facility, though the place from my mum was travelling was at least 3–4 km away from my home. She came by foot and on her way she bought shorts for me from the money saved by her not taking transport.#OnlyAZimboMumCan (3/5)
@johnycarr09 @RickyNash10 1995 turned Pro Boxer if i cud turn back time id proudly wear the name @CBDSureHealth on my shorts because its there cbd oil wat saved me from a miserable disease @TheSlyStallone @HealthRanger @cancerpic.twitter.com/vcALWh3hi4
Editing the dialogue in Yakuza's substories was my life for over a year, so... Those shorts hit a special place for me. It's like, "Yeah, we saved those people, Kiryu-san." XD